Right. Apparently this blog has an "about me" section, and I don't know how to fill it, so I'll be doing it AmA style. And I *do* mean Am*A*.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, they say.
Warning though, if the question gets too personal, you better be someone I know and believe I can trust, even if only from Twitter, and I'll answer in a more private fashion, and will ask you to provide me with a means of contact. This is the tubes after all.
Oh, and by the way, I'm a translator, an idiot, and a ranter. Now shoot.